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Old Aug 09, 2006, 09:13 AM // 09:13   #2761
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No, silly...It's because when the upper atmosphere scatters the sun's light, it scatters it across the blue spectrum, so the sky appears blue - EVERYONE knows that! Mushrooms indeed!
don't be alarmed, but that's actually what the mushrooms want you to believe...

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cause bacon ain't cheap

why aren't mushrooms free?
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Old Aug 09, 2006, 09:25 AM // 09:25   #2762
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because they're nastyyyy

Why do people want to eat a fungus? It's like eating something you found on the bottom of your shoe after you'd walked through a farmwyard?
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Old Aug 09, 2006, 09:46 AM // 09:46   #2763
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same reason you drink irn bru

is it possible to hop on 1 leg for 3.7km without stopping?
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Old Aug 09, 2006, 10:11 AM // 10:11   #2764
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yes, but it takes discipline and determination! If you only had one leg anyway that would also help!!

Why is Irn Bru so damn nice? (btw, have you tried any yet? - you should - it's God's own drink!)
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Old Aug 09, 2006, 10:24 AM // 10:24   #2765
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cause you're an irn-bru-aholic!

if it's so damn nice, why haven't i tried it yet?
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Old Aug 09, 2006, 10:50 AM // 10:50   #2766
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because you're a fool!!!

What makes Irn Bru Radioactive-Orange?
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Old Aug 09, 2006, 10:55 AM // 10:55   #2767
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the grapes.

why am i a fool for not trying irn bru?
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Old Aug 09, 2006, 11:19 AM // 11:19   #2768
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Because anyone who hasn't tried Irn Bru is missing out on a real treat! It's the (sort of) fruity hit everyone needs, loves, and ultimately craves!

Why are grapes round?
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Old Aug 09, 2006, 11:26 AM // 11:26   #2769
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so you can roll them downhill more easily.

why do ppl like to roll grapes downhill?
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Old Aug 09, 2006, 11:46 AM // 11:46   #2770
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for sport (although it probably is actually a sport in belgium!! - Everything is a sport in belgium!)

Who invented spheres?
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Old Aug 09, 2006, 11:47 AM // 11:47   #2771
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the same ppl who invented grapes.

how do witches turn ppl into newts?
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Old Aug 09, 2006, 12:52 PM // 12:52   #2772
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They go "abra cadabra - i turn you into a newt"

*poof*

Why does lubricant make things slippy?
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Old Aug 09, 2006, 01:04 PM // 13:04   #2773
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so they're easier to put into stuff.

why is beetroot purple?
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Old Aug 09, 2006, 01:06 PM // 13:06   #2774
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Because, nevermind that answer...

People need it so I can't kill them.

Why don't bombs blow down?
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Old Aug 09, 2006, 01:11 PM // 13:11   #2775
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same reason why you don't wake down.

why don't ppl wake down?
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Old Aug 09, 2006, 01:19 PM // 13:19   #2776
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I actually do wake down.

WHY DON'T BOMBS BLOW DOWN?
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Old Aug 09, 2006, 01:31 PM // 13:31   #2777
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they weren't designed that way?

Why can't we make our own bombs and use them for our personal gains?
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Old Aug 09, 2006, 10:07 PM // 22:07   #2778
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because the government hates us



Why does our government hate us?
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Old Aug 09, 2006, 10:52 PM // 22:52   #2779
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Cuz we got George W. Bush

Why does Grotto hate me?
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Old Aug 09, 2006, 10:56 PM // 22:56   #2780
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because you ask for everything



Why is tv stupid?
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